UFO Secret Revealed

It turns out that I am from another planet, and that's why you all seem so weird to me. I can communicate in improvised limited ways, but all in all, I just don't understand you so far. I would like to become friends with some of the earth dwellers, but I can't relate to your interests and problems. I'll keep you posted if the situation improves. Please remember: I mean you no harm. Robby.