UFO LANDING HOAX SPARKS CRITICISM

Really? What would this have to do with recording music?

There's no real tie in and new things are happening. My cobalt chromium steel, Oxinium alloy, and titanium spikes are rocking today as I am driven to move around. Devo knows. I've been a good spud boy and karma is starting to pay off. Good defeats evil in the end because nature is crooked. There are no right angles in nature. You may lick dirt and you may lick water, but time will get in the end.

But you didn't come here for numb skulled ramblings. I have some great stories to tell, but it may have to wait for my memoirs. How much more new stuff is there to write about?